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The Battle of the Century has arrived.
Lawn Mower Rap Battle of East Kentucky
Brought to you by Marik the Magician
The time has come. After months of training, the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon and the Blue Eyes Ultimate Jughead are ready to carry out their rap battle. But who will win? We'll have to wait and see.
Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon:

Eli Whitney invented the gin
Of cotton far from the city of sin.
In the east is where he lived his life
From the day he was born back in '65.
Separating cotton is what he's about
That short staple fiber makes me wanna shout:
The cotton gin's the most important thing in American history, yo! Beotch.
Blue Eyes Ultimate Jughead:

Cotton gin, man, at what are you playin'?
Charlie Sheen's the best, that's what I'm sayin'!
100 years younger than that Whitney fool
Who wouldn't know the first thing 'bout bein' ... cool.
New York New York is where Sheen's from
Whitney'd never survive, he'd be a bum!
Take it.
What what what are you suggesting?
Are you sayin' it's not Sheen that Whitney's besting?
Well fifty pounds of cotton a day ain't bad
It kicks the ass of your Charlie lad.
Cotton made money for the very first time
And that deserves a very special rhyme:
The Cotton gin is in.
Who cares if the cotton gin made some money?
Sheen was in a movie called "Free Money".
He played Bud under the name of Charles Sheen
An as always he was lean and mean.
So don't you tell me that ain't great
Your gin better catch up cuz Charlie ain't gonna wait.
*insert dj scratching here*
I ain't just talkin' 'bout the dollar bills
Whitney was paid in cotton all over the hills.
Sheen's just an actor playin' the filler
While Whitney's makin' cotton with Phineas Miller.
I bet Sheen would love a business partner with a name like that
But he's all alone, bein' a Hollywood rat.
Filler my ass, you need you head checked, son
Sheen's stared in A Letter From Death Row as Cop Number One.
Four decades of movies is quite a success
And Charlie Sheen won't take anything less.
The cotton gin's ok, but u know who's really keen?
That crazy cat named Charlie Sheen.

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